Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom – don’t say you weren’t warned (pic: Nintendo)
Players’ lewd creations for Zelda : Tears Of The Kingdom are something you’ll never be able to unsee.
The addition of new abilities in Tears Of The Kingdom , especially Ultrahand, has triggered a wave of in-game inventions, ranging from the useful to the plain bizarre, and everything in between.
From a wholesome player crafting a mechanical arm for petting dogs to others assembling chaotic war machines like tanks and bombers, the creative juices are in full flow (some might argue, overflowing ).
In a predictable twist of events, some players have transformed Hyrule into their own scandalous playground, leaving us unsure of where to direct our gaze amidst their eyebrow-raising creations.
We’ve found the best (or perhaps worst?) of players’ wild Ultahand creations, and fair warning – it’s super NSFW. So, you know the drill, proceed at your own risk.
To the unsuspecting eye, the cannons scattered throughout Hyrule may appear as nothing more than, well, cannons.
However, a few mischievous players have ingeniously crafted creations that, by attaching two round rocks at the bottom, take on a rather suggestive form.
To make matters worse, whenever Link fires arrows at these phallic creations, they retaliate by spewing fire.
新しい神獣 #ゼルダの伝説 #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/uBBAc0HWir
— ZAKUYA (@ZAKUYA_BOTW) May 13, 2023
An equally dirty-minded player came up with a comparable design, but this time the wooden figure is seated with its limbs spread wide open, spouting water from an unexpected source – an oddly unconventional watering system, if you ask us.
新種のゾナウギア手に入れるたびにワクワクしちゃうよ #ゼルダの伝説 #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/IaC2P0VXo8
— 秀吉 (@hideyopo) May 13, 2023
Others took a more conventional approach to phallic designs and simply attached two boulders to a tree log. Of course, they then used it to fend off an oncoming Hinox.
nintendo devs: works tirelessly and exhaustively for 6 years straight, implementing new and thought-provoking game mechanics into Tears of the Kingdom for players to explore
the players: pic.twitter.com/Wz5sLiaf1o
— liccnuke (@liccnuke) May 14, 2023
And for those who prefer their risqué creations to be portable, fear not, as one resourceful player fashioned their own phallic boat and proceeded to sail it around the seas and lakes of Hyrule.
#ゼルダの伝説 #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/IBvNWSjar3
— 白菜 (@HKSIcabb) May 12, 2023
If you’re itching to recreate any of these spicy inventions in your playthrough of Tears Of The Kingdom, a fan-made website has just surfaced, offering a treasure trove of such creations complete with step-by-step instructions.
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Players’ lewd creations for Zelda : Tears Of The Kingdom are something you’ll never be able to unsee.
The addition of new abilities in Tears Of The Kingdom , especially Ultrahand, has triggered a wave of in-game inventions, ranging from the useful to the plain bizarre, and everything in between.
From a wholesome player crafting a mechanical arm for petting dogs to others assembling chaotic war machines like tanks and bombers, the creative juices are in full flow (some might argue, overflowing ).
In a predictable twist of events, some players have transformed Hyrule into their own scandalous playground, leaving us unsure of where to direct our gaze amidst their eyebrow-raising creations.
We’ve found the best (or perhaps worst?) of players’ wild Ultahand creations, and fair warning – it’s super NSFW. So, you know the drill, proceed at your own risk.
To the unsuspecting eye, the cannons scattered throughout Hyrule may appear as nothing more than, well, cannons.
However, a few mischievous players have ingeniously crafted creations that, by attaching two round rocks at the bottom, take on a rather suggestive form.
To make matters worse, whenever Link fires arrows at these phallic creations, they retaliate by spewing fire.
新しい神獣 #ゼルダの伝説 #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/uBBAc0HWir
— ZAKUYA (@ZAKUYA_BOTW) May 13, 2023
An equally dirty-minded player came up with a comparable design, but this time the wooden figure is seated with its limbs spread wide open, spouting water from an unexpected source – an oddly unconventional watering system, if you ask us.
新種のゾナウギア手に入れるたびにワクワクしちゃうよ #ゼルダの伝説 #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/IaC2P0VXo8
— 秀吉 (@hideyopo) May 13, 2023
Others took a more conventional approach to phallic designs and simply attached two boulders to a tree log. Of course, they then used it to fend off an oncoming Hinox.
nintendo devs: works tirelessly and exhaustively for 6 years straight, implementing new and thought-provoking game mechanics into Tears of the Kingdom for players to explore
the players: pic.twitter.com/Wz5sLiaf1o
— liccnuke (@liccnuke) May 14, 2023
And for those who prefer their risqué creations to be portable, fear not, as one resourceful player fashioned their own phallic boat and proceeded to sail it around the seas and lakes of Hyrule.
#ゼルダの伝説 #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/IBvNWSjar3
— 白菜 (@HKSIcabb) May 12, 2023
If you’re itching to recreate any of these spicy inventions in your playthrough of Tears Of The Kingdom, a fan-made website has just surfaced, offering a treasure trove of such creations complete with step-by-step instructions.
Email [email protected] , leave a comment below, follow us on Twitter , and sign-up to our newsletter .
MORE : Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom – How to unlock and use the towing harness
MORE : Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom – All horse stable locations
MORE : Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom – How to find Koroks and increase inventory space
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